I can only say, I'm proud to be part of the SOE ECE! ECE orientation camp was soooooooo fun and lame at times considering being part of my group.

Day 1:
Took 75 to NP. Then went to register for the camp. Found out that there were 2 Josiahs. DAMN! Lol, usuallyI'm the only Josiah around in school. AND AND AND the other Josiah LEE is also from AE. Lol. ECE camp, 6 girls, 90++ guys. Imba siol...

We then proceeded to the AVA room. I only have 1 comment to make... As sLoe said, Chinese is really their 1st language. If you ask them to speak English, they know the word but they use the wrong word form. The Camp commandant speech damn bloody funny. He take 1 stack of paper, like giving election speech, then his speech 1 sentence only =.=

Then we were grouped. Our group was the only group without girls. There are advantages and disadvantages. Guys ah, our vocabulary only have Hokkien, and a few english words. We only know 1 dictionary, Coxford Dictionary. We all graduate from the talking cock university sial.

Whole day, talk cock, sing song, slack. No girl, everything we do slowest but we do until the best. Only when play game we not slowest lar. The team damn hiong one sial. Our group mix malay and chinese all bond damn fast sial, cause all slacker. Play game like we play until the other team all cock up sial..

We went for a group of ice breakers. The only game we didnt complete was the entangled game. The one everybody stand 1 circle, then the hand all anyhow hold. The try make back the circle. We do and do and do until cannot finish sial. Then we went to make team flag. We only draw 1 flag. AND only 1 person drawing, 11 other ppl slacking and talking. BTW our group name is DRACULA... -.-! How interesting. Lols... Then after we make the team flag, we take photo. Then we make cheer.

Other group 1st day got like 3-5 cheer. Being slackers, we only 1 cheer. The 2 GLs(Group Leader), keep persuading us to think of making more cheer. But we convince him that we only need 1. We made the flag and everything by 1245. By 3 in the afternoon, every other group's flag all kenna stolen other than ours. The committee in-charge of our group to steal our flag kenna until jia lat. We all guys so they try steal, we whack sial the committee. Until they give up.

Games in the afternoon. We had some stupid game sial. We put string to connect everybody. Like put string through your shirt connect everybody in a circle. Then at the end of the circle, they put 1 butter at the strong. Then everybody have to pass the butter around. Means the butter have to go through your body. -.-! Then after that got some stupid caterpiller game and broken television. Broken television is the most diao lar. Our all guys group, when approached what category we want to play Broken television, alot shout R21 -.-...

After games, wash up! Wah, damn shag liao lar. Morning watch soccer, sleep only 2 hours. Then we all shower shower. Then we assembled for dinner. The only expression for the food was WTF! Food from 4 seasons. Suddenly, my Sec 2 camp flashed back in my mind. Food also from 4 seasons, the rice hard like rock sial. Then the rice alot, the ingredient like 2 small piece of meat...

Then we went to some lecture hall watch movie before our Night walk. You can guess what movie le lar. Help build up atmosphere de. SCARY MOVIE. Then before that we heard ghost story from my GL, WOLVERINE/ PAPPY DUCK!

Ghost Story 1:
The Blk 50 which we were assigned to go to night walk was traditionally not used for teaching. Rumour was that a girl, some imba ECE student, can study as good as JC one lar, after 1 exam, she went to Blk 50, LVL 6(Highest level) and took the plunge. She die also dunno how to die, her head langa at the lvl 4 railing. Then there were blood stains all over the railing. The school tried all sorts of ways to remove the blood stains but they cant so they decided to paint the whole railing red. Lame right!

Ghost Story 2:
Canteen 4 Lvl 2 toilet. My GL, wolverine organised a FOC (Freshman Orientation Camp) for another batch of student. So they went to night walk lar. Then halfway these joker, nightwalk halfway, tell the scare-rer that he need go toilet. So the scare-rer page the HQ and then he bring the boy go the Lvl 2 toilet. What is so special about this toilet is at the last cubicle, another joker from long before time hung himself at the toilet. So this guy went into the toilet, then he never came out again. The whole night walk was called off and all the GL were tasked to go locate the boy. They all went into the toilet with their super imba torchlight...

They said the boy who went in wasn't there. So they combed the whole block. And the most interesting part of the thing was, the window toilet in Lvl 2 cannot be opened at all. After they combed the whole block, they couldn't find the boy. My GL page HQ and ask if the boy returned. They said no. So they went to the toilet AGAIN. and LO and BEHOLD, the boy was in the last cubicle lying there unconscious. The GLs grabbed him and ran as if their lives depended on it.

So after hearing a few more stories, which I'm too lazy to type out, ask me in person ba, we went to watch the Thailand scary movie. They purposely on the sound damn loud. Then all the girl sit in front. Their throat damn power, scream scream scream scream! Not scary de ghost also scream.

Then after the whole movie, these GL called Pei Pei came in. What happened next is most cock up lar! AND I DUN BELIEVE A WORD SHE SAID!

PP: All you guys, I want you all to pay attention. You all better respect the night. I was born with a third eye, which means that I can see things you call cannot. Just now, I went to Lvl 4,5,6, I saw alot of things there. When you all walk through lvl 4,5,6 later, don't turn on any lights or you will attract those things. It is better if you all carry a 1 dollar coin with you for protection. (WAH YOU THINK GHOST/SPIRIT CHEAPSKATE ARH!)

Later if you feel anything touch you or you feel very eerie, just walk. Anything touch you don't say anything.(Later kenna rape how? Just diam diam kenna rape ah? -.-) If you suddenly cannot see anything in front of you. Squat down for 5 mins, then continue again. The spirits may be covering your eyes. -.-

Let me tell you the best part, they tell us don't on any light right, the pathway along the corridor have 3 light sticks-.- So I infer that they want us to walk through a corridor filled with those things which they speak off on purpose lar.

Something else I don't understand, if you already can see things there, why not call off the whole thing. If somebody thio any thing then is the GL fault le lor. Make us sign what indemnity form say that they will make sure they take good care of us. So much for the good care.

We all walked through the nightwalk. Diao lar. Nothing de. Dunno why that night the moon shine dam bright.

After that we all sleep lar. My bunk got alot of joker lar. Actually we not call joker, call bastard. Alot of us damn bastard lar! One of the bastard, middle of the night shiok shiok go turn both air-con 16 degrees high power fan. Next morning everybody wake up, " Eh why so cold!"...

Day 2:
Washed up then went for breakfast. Had some lame campus run. Then we all went for breakfast. I think they damn guai lan lor. Make everybody damn smelly then go eat. Then we found out that someone birthday. His name call Jun Jie. Lol. Not KSS de. Wah kao, camp got 4 Jun Jie sia. Lol... Then we all sing birthday song and blah blah blah lar. Then from 9-11 we play alot of lame games. Broken television, caterpillar game. Then our flag kenna stolen. NAH BEI! After that we went to the pool.

The Muslims went off for their prayers also. Why I say the committee damn guai lan? Cause they know we all smelly, go into pool, dun let us wear shirt. We played water captain's ball and water dog and bone. Then after that we had a challenge with the GLs and GMs. Suddenly all the Freshies(which is us lar), all turn on frenzy mode. Rape ah! They scratch, pinch punch, all the GL and GM. Then to mask all that, while GM/GL kenna tau pok, those who not tau pok-ing all splash water. Then the GM/GL all give up then they stop game. Lol...

After that we had lunch. Again lar all their meals only got 1 standard expression... WTF. Then we proceeded to the Sports Complex. The special thing about Ngee Ann is the running track is blue! BLUE! wanna know why? let me tell you...

Ghost Story 3:
Once there was a camp. So CCA camp. Must be those sports de lar. Cause the story goes, the campers all couldn't sleep so they went jogging at 2 am in the morning. Who in the right/left/centre/up/down mind will go jogging at 2 am in the morning. GG to them lar. Before they started running, they discovered a corpse on the track. Head all mutilated and blood spilled all over the floor. In order to cover up all these, the school, covered the whole track blue.

In conclusion, Ngee Ann is a bloody school. Full of blood everywhere. Railing, toilet, running track! Diao lar...

We had water games. Tau Pok session 2. We played the standard lar, water bomb. Lol... Then we all catch ppl spray them with hose and then we tau pok. All the GM and GL kenna until damn jialat... Lols... Esp the assistant camp commandant, kenna taupok by 10 ppl.

Then we went to change and bath. We gathered at the the girls dorm and then we were assigned our performance. Imba ah! Give us only 1 hour to meet, plan and rehearse... We kenna dance. We got the song Bounce by Justin Timberlake feat alot of peole lar. We freestyled our dance.

Then after that we had our performance. Okay lar. Alot of lame performaces. Then we all cheered back our flag. All the other groups had to cheer 2 times. We only cheered 1. We did some NCC cheer. But we change it. The foot-count cheer. At night, tau pok session 3. There's this guy he damn i dunno what to say. Kelian or he deserve it.

His whole group dun like him. Then he walk halfway with the group then suddenly they pang seh him, he also dunno. He walk halfway he kenna pangseh, his friend all hide then our group walk pass. Then his group call his name, then he turn around see our face then he shock diao...

At night, he sleep damn early. Like at 2 am he sleep le. Then alot of them from his group and I we all sit together disturb him. We all play the number game. The one everyone counts in sequence but we avoid the numbers with 3 and multiples of 3. So to avoid, normally people just clap, but we different, we call his name.

And we were all band of thieves so we stole alot of Oreo from supper. Then we all play game. Everytime the person lose, he can choose, he want to take 1 side of the ore or the cream but at that boy. We decorate his face like he go facial sial... The cream is like the masque then the oreo cookie at his eyes and mouth.

They decided to add extra features to his chest. Due to an all guys dorm, our creativity level all can say score A1 ah!... Then when we sian le, we take Colgate! We help him become comic character. We draw at him sial.

The most joke part is that, he will suddenly sit up when he sleep, then he never wake up de. Then he sleep again. Then we play until everybody damn high le, then he wake up. Then he feel at his face got alot of hot hot stuff. Then he touch his face, he see the colgate. Nah bei, he suddenly damn lame sial. Cause we see him wake up, we all act sleep.

Then he was like :" You all damn too much! Who sabo me!..." Then I "wake up", yawn damn loud. Then he look at me with eyes of fury and hatred. I nearly laugh sial, then I look at him and ask him in a serious tone :" Yes?!?!?! why you still haven sleep."

Then I pretend go toilet. Bastard! He follow me. Then he ask me, " Eh who sabo me?". Lol then I say, you go ask them lar. Then he say :" You look like you just wake up, you got kenna sabo?!?!" Then I tell him back, Never! ... I go into the toilet, I laugh until stomach cramp sial.

Then he damn boi song. Then he go complain GL/GM/ Camp Commandant. We faster destroy all evidence. Then Camp Commandant come in and on the light. Lucky that boy not in the room sial. The Camp Commandant make it look like damn serious matter, then he close the door, he assure the boy, I will settle this.

He come in take chair sit down we still act sleep. Then he say: " Don't chao geng. I know you all awake. So we sit back up. Then he tell us, " You all design very nice." Then we all tak boleh tahan sial. We laugh and laugh. Then he said, Eh dont play already. Then he ask the boy come back in. He sleep at one corner like emo kid.

Then at 5 am, the GL/GM come into the room to TRY to tau pok us. They never expect we hide all our amo below our sleeping bag. Colgate, bamboo pole. They came in, then these GL go disturb the guy who kenna bully by us. Lol, then suddenly the guys sleeping at the 2 end of the door lock the door and on the light. We all cheer damn loudly and we tau pok the GL/GM and then we all rape squad them. We literally stripped them to the skin. (Only have guy GL/GM). Sial lar, these guy in our dorm damn hiong sial, he tear tear tear the shirt pants and boxer. Lol... Then the male GLs/GMs kenna comic also. Then we give them towel go back. Lol...

Then morning 7am... I book out with a few other people. Then we home sweet home!

SOE ROCKS MAN!

Song of the camp:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckKFxMw6z0c