Today lesson was boring. Boring to a very large extent.














Fig1: This shows how boring the lesson is...

Then after that I decided to pon class because it was damn retarded... So i went home to chill and waited for the time to go out and hang out with my peeps from Sec school... I went to CCK Mrt and waited for Shi Hong, Charles, Jeanie, Sharon, Crystal. Then we all went to school.

We were laughing and talking and joking and bullshitting about everything and anything under the sun. Haha... I remembered the good ol days so clearly...

Then I went to collect testimonial. Haha I got a badge and a medal. See... I heard that the person in-charge of the yeah thing is only incharge of stupid shit... I mean like duh... Only this kind of boot-lickers will be placed to do this kinda stupid shit...

Then we were sitting and slacking and laughing and joking again. We were basically 4c-ing but as ex-students. I had the most interesting encounter with the stupid security guard of Kranji. Dunno why Kranji change such a dumb and super duber retarded guard...

Guard: "Eh boy! come here. come here. Come... COOOMMMEEE...."
us: "Ummmm? YES?"
Guard: "What you doing here?"
us: "Here for the CFN and collect testimonial."
Guard: "Collect testimonial straight away go. No loitering around."
us: "we wanna stay for the CFN."
Guard: "okay wait. I find Mr Lau or Mr Siah see whether can ?"

Then when we went to collect our testimonial. The Malay secretaries were telling the guard that we were allowed to stay because we were ex-students. But being a stupid and retarded person, he was adamant in his decision to ask whether we could stay.

So he was walking around the school trying to find the teacher, Mr Siah. Then I started to wonder, they invented the staff room for a reason yeah?!?! So he kept passing by the General Office so I adopted an Indian accent and asked him, "Eh where Mr Siah. Faster find. Don't waste our time!"

Then he would always reply :"I trying my best. wait arh!"-.-

After that Mr Siah came and addressed us and then he said that me Charles, Ming Sheng, Justin could not stay because we were in slippers and Charles had his hair coloured. LOL... WHAT EVER MAN! So we talk cock sing song to him...

After that we still managed to stay for the event. We did alot of catching up and we talked about our lives alot. XD.... yeah... WOOOOOOTS










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Some Bullshit I read from my email:
BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'

Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'

Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'



Next Father approaches Bill Gates.



Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'

Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'

President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'



This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive





What is Marketing?


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'

That's Direct Marketing



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'

That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback